Buy the new album

“No-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin’ Hedge Cut” - released Friday 18 May 2018. Here's where you can buy the new Half Man Half Biscuit album

Discuss the new album

We've been chatting about the new album for three months now, starting with wild, unfounded speculation and continuing right through to "my CD's arrived in the post"

New album lyrics

We only get a new album every three or four years, so we're not going to rush into posting them all instantly. They'll be added one song at a time over the next few weeks

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There are 14 Half Man Half Biscuit albums, plus two roundup compilations, as well as 4 EPs and a handful of one-off songs. No 'Greatest Hits'. Indulge yourself by starting here.

Random Lyrics

The famous Half Man Half Biscuit Random Lyrics Generator™. Click here for a different gem every time. Makes a nice default opening page for your browser, we're reliably informed.

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