The Lux Familiar Cup 2019: The 8 Out Of 205 Cats Round – Results

Match 1948 votes
For What Is Chatteris…45348%
National Shite Day49552%
Match 2892 votes
Twenty Four Hour Garage People55162%
Tending The Wrong Grave For 23 Years34138%
Match 3848 votes
Every Time a Bell Rings49258%
Them’s The Vagaries35642%
Match 4866 votes
Everything’s AOR41448%
The Light at the End of the Tunnel45252%

✉ Letters Sent (21)

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(7 years ago by Jd O'gloves)

  1. Chris The Siteowner

    Big turnout! Decent effort by Chatteris against the juggernaut that is NSD. I think we all felt this might have been as far as plucky Wrong Grave would get…

    12 August 2019

  2. Welsh goth

    So the decision to put the quarters on terrestrial tv results in a 20% increase on participation! Or are some people voting more than once? Just asking (in anticipation).

    12 August 2019

  3. cream cheese and chives

    I have just heard that the Rotary Club of Chatteris wanted to organise an open top bus parade for the plucky song that won the hearts of the nation but that their steel hearted manager pulled the plug because they hadn’t actually won anything. They hope to learn from playing against ‘the big boys’ but in the meantime will take stock, learn and then go again.

    12 August 2019

  4. Clown in a yaris

    Farewell sweet Chatteris……
    NSD must be ‘on the ‘roids’.

    13 August 2019

  5. GOK WAN ACOLYTE

    And once again I fall into the 48%…!

    13 August 2019

  6. NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CHEESE

    My heartbeat is modestly elevated in anticipation of Match 4. A humdinger.

    13 August 2019

  7. Pushkin

    Curse those in charge of plots to get Wrong Grave knocked out. I’m inconsolable.

    13 August 2019

  8. dickhead in quicksand

    Another three Brexit results.

    13 August 2019

  9. Chris The Siteowner

    Almost. One was an anagram.

    13 August 2019

  10. Chris The Siteowner

    So we have our four semi-finalists, and the draw will take place later this evening. In the meantime, Two Fat Feet and other pundits will want to know where the defeated teams were in the Baguette Dilemma Round, so here’s an update on the order of the 28 teams which haven’t made it through the knockout stages:
    Everything’s AOR; Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled); We Built This Village On A Trad Arr Tune; Joy Division Oven Gloves; All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit; When The Evening Sun Goes Down; Rock And Roll Is Full Of Bad Wools; Restless Legs; Tending The Wrong Grave For 23 Years; The Trumpton Riots; Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready); Bob Wilson – Anchorman; Them’s The Vagaries; A Country Practice; Thy Damnation Slumbereth Not; For What Is Chatteris…; Asparagus Next Left; Descent Of The Stiperstones; Knobheads on Quiz Shows; The Unfortunate Gwatkin; Eno Collaboration; Westward Ho! – Massive Letdown; Outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis; Dickie Davies Eyes; Paintball’s Coming Home; Swerving the Checkatrade; Terminus; Turned Up Clocked On Laid Off

    13 August 2019

  11. Two fat feeT

    4 for 4 predicted and only a point or two out with two of them. NSD remains favourite to retain the title, 24HGP very long odds to survive against anyone in the semis.

    13 August 2019

  12. NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CHEESE

    What has NSD got on folk? 56 more votes on that tie than any other.

    13 August 2019

  13. WElsh goth

    NTDWTC
    See no.2 it was on TV.

    13 August 2019

  14. brumbiscuit

    National Shite Day is a towering outpouring of angst that knocks even How Soon is Now for six in the angst stakes. It was played in Leicester in 2011, the night before the parasites got wed, and was introduced as a precursor to the day. I and several hundred others have never pumped out the title words in the chorus with such heartfelt gusto. Stringy Bob would have been pleased, perhaps.

    13 August 2019

  15. BOBBY SVARC

    The Auditorium on Market Square, utter dive.

    13 August 2019

  16. brumbiscuit

    Yes, it was a (short-lived) dump. Feet sticking to the carpet sort of place. Good gig, thobut…

    Buzzzzzz! (Self-)Repetition of ‘angst’.

    13 August 2019

  17. Chris The Siteowner

    On the subject of the first fixture getting considerably more votes than the others, I do think it’s quite the coincidence that it’s the one involving ‘Chatteris’. As some of you may remember, someone went to considerable effort to fix the vote against the song in the 2015 competition, and they’re probably still around, so may well have been up to the same tricks. One thing I think they did then was to rope in help from an online forum, and we’ll probably never know if that’s been the case again this time. Sad if that’s the case, but not much we can do about it.

    Or maybe I’m just being a bit of a conspiracy theorist, and perhaps as Welsh Goth says, it could just have been the televised fixture.

    13 August 2019

  18. EXXO

    My post after the last round about “first item” bias, and taking the piss out of the ADHD of the 7-8-9% of voters who can’t be arsed voting after the first tie, which has been much the same in all three rounds so far, was entirely serious. Who are these people?

    An interesting freedom of information request would be how many of them responded to Tw*tter marketing of the event, which might in large part explain their ADHD, lack of commitment, etc.

    13 August 2019

  19. Steveee

    Please lets hope for a NSD FTAB final.

    13 August 2019

  20. dickhead in quicksand

    An anagram? Surely not! – unfinished business by a long way.

    14 August 2019

  21. JD O'GLOVES

    Still smarting over Terminus. Glad we still have a representative from the “new” album in the mix proving that Nigel and the lads are still producing great songs. Should be a sell out crowd for the semi’s (although I felt there was more intrigue in pool games)

    15 August 2019

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